Independence Day Jokes
Student: "Because his mom wouldn't let him play with the chain saw!"
Teacher: "The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia. True or false?"
Teacher: "Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?"
Teacher: "Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?"
The Fourth of July weekend was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We live in a great country," she said. "One of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free."
One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said. . . . "I'm not free. I'm four."
Q: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
A: The Americans licked the British!
Q: Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Q: Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
Q: Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Q: What was General Washington's favourite tree?
Q: What dance was very popular in 1776?
Q: Which one of Washington's officers had the best sense of humour?
Q: What did Washington say as he crossed the Delaware?
Q: What has four legs, a shiny nose, and fought for England?
Q: Why did the British soldiers wear red coats?
Q: What did King George think of the American colonists?
Q: What ghost haunted King George III?
Q: Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?